Will the neighbours crack on Ashbrook Drive? Will Aubrey survive the vote? The crafty cockeral is perched to find out. A survey has been launched today to eggamine the plight of the early morning yodeler and we await the results, which could mean Aubrey's scambled and re-homing him is ineggitable. Keeping himself busy he's decided to crack a few jokes and was heard laughing and joking "Have you heard the one about the 2 eggs boiling in a pan? One said to the other, if you think it's hot in here wait till you get out...then they smash your head in!"
What do you think? Should Aubrey stay or is it the end of the egg production line?
Dear god, love her as we do, the 5am crowing would have me voting a YES to the exit.....
ReplyDeletePlus it would mean the risk of fertilisation went.......I could return to my loved Henrietta eggs with due haste!
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